Oh wait, I said no small talk.
Homemade Chocolate Milk
1/2 gallon raw milk (or just whole milk)
1/4-1/2 cup grade B maple syrup
2 tsp real vanilla extract
2 T cocoa powder
2 T carob powder
Mix well using an immersion blender or regular blender. Our raw milk comes in half gallon sized mason jars so it's easy to just use an immersion blender, but you just want to make sure the carob powder gets blended in.
I drink this stuff with reckless abandon!